I Have Way Too Much Imagination

I have to recount this strange daydream I've been having lately!

Our local recyclers won't take yogurt cups of any kind .

I can only save so many without turning into my mother.

Asst. yogurt cups line the kitchen shelves like a flimsy , eclectic ( I'm being kind --totally mismatched is what it should read) bowl set .

She's trying to pass herself off as "green', but she saves so many other  things, that it's more along the lines of the women that collect dozens of cats.Read : she's nearly mental about saving yogurt containers .

So when I talked to the waste company about  the pile up  vs toss sitch , they suggested I could go around & offer them to daycare centers /kindergartens for the kids to paint with or make crafts. 

I began envisoning this scenario of Steff & I driving up to a school ,  I lean out while cracking on some gum and motion to the children playing behind the fence,

" Hey kids,  youse want some good stuff to use for painting and crafts ?"
( I sound like a "Soprano " here somehow)

Steff pops open trunk and a huge pile of cleaned , different shape and size yogurt containers gleam in the sunlight.

 Excited little faces gawk at  the splendor of plastic  ripe for the taking.

I wink , "Why doncha go in and get your teach , so's we can make a little deal??!"

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I'm not a perv, I swear !