Safety Concerns
06.25.07 (9:30 am) [edit]
Today I feel like reposting a little something
I wrote last year on a bulletin board I frequent ( revamped a bit since it’s original debut ) in
honor of never giving cheese too much power over your life.
Beware citizens ,
for this ancient miracle substance is not a panacea ,
there are a few places cheese should not be used:
1) as a bandage
2) to plug tires
3) as a laxative
4) for cleaning windows
5) as a pillow
6) to keep rodents* away*
7) hair rollers
This has been a public service announcement from the
International Board on Cheese Safety.
Because You Deserve To Know.
More dairy safety guidelines available at www.moojuice4U
posted by: apyjo (reply)
post date: 06.30.07 (10:14 am)
I have a definite love of absurdities , as you can tell by this post...
posted by: ggirl (reply)
post date: 07.03.07 (12:54 pm)
Cheese. One of my favorite all-time death foods, until chemo. For some reason, most forms of cheese now nauseate me. Damn damn damn.