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Take an extra yoga class or two, and you just might meet New Age Guy!

  I don't drive ,and  haven't volunteered for anything other than cleaning my plate off  in years.  I do practice yoga , although  I am not  by any stretch of the imagination a human pretzel bound  for a stunning mid-life career at Cirque du Soleil anytime soon.I do firmly believe that  a cup of Starbucks  can change your outlook on the world and that shiny earrings are a must whether  hanging out in your driveway  dragging in trashcans , reading poetry in front of total strangers sucking lattes ,or fingering over glossy cabbages  in the produce section. I realize that these activities hardly place me in ranks of the change -the -world sort of  Sting , Trudie Styler or Bono humanitarian awards category.