Peachy Motorcycle Cop Buttocks and Gay Cannibal Rats
On Thursday afternoon after school , Steff and I headed off to a lunch at this South American restaurant in Clear Lake called "Chabucas".
Basically you get to choose hunks of assorted roasted carcass with spices and sauces plus some fruits that arrive at your table with the spit still attached carried by dark haired friendly faced waiters with assorted Latino accents.
I never eat enough of the meat for the amount they charge , so I didn't get the Full Rodezio ( as it's called), just a sampler plate with salad bar.
A few minutes into our meal these cops come inside in full regalia :
black uniforms, leather coats, and bitch boots .
As they wandered over to the salad bar with plates and no coats , I noticed that one of them had an absolutely exquisitely rounded ass.
I have never seen a man in real life with such a fine looking peach of a rear end.
Nearly made me drop my manioc cheese biscuit.
I pointed it out surreptitiously to Steff and we giggled appreciatively ...
Yesterday I was recounting the restaurant incident ( I don't know why I chose my parents to recount this to , momentary idiocy is all I can claim ) , and my Dad was sitting there sort of glazedly staring at his coffee cup in his robe and PJ's.
Of course I wasn't crass or anything like that , I just noted the nice "roundness" of this steel riding warrior's, em, hiney .
Now comes the reaction , from my Dad the Bathrobe Philosopher :
" That's the problem with men and women's relationships these days.Too much emphasis on physical appearance." We talked a bit back and forth after that , but I am certain he noticed my Mom's cute figure back in 1962, and he is just a hypocrite if he doesn't cop to it !
As the day progressed, Steff and I tackled the issue of gay marriage with him as well.
* What were we thinking *
We are all certified flaming heterosexuals in this house, and they spat out the same basic contra same-sex marriage rhetoric , while we tried to show what we believed .
Then my Dad drags out this old rat maze study out to try and support his ideas.
Maybe you have heard of this one :
A study about of this bunch of rats , who after becoming overpopulated began to "turn" gay and then ultimately eat each other.
"A sign of the end times for sure ", he said with alot of emphasis.
He kept citing incidences in nature, and I just realized that I have come a long way from just a few years ago in this arena of thought .
We are free religious in our beliefs here , so we usually handpick and chose what we believe to be true for us.
I was always uncomfortable with homosexuality , and didn't understand it.
However, there have been gay people and cannibalism for thousands of years , so how that all ties into the upcoming Apocalypse- I just don't get somehow .
Sometimes you just have to accept that something just is.
One day I put myself into a gay person's shoes for a few minutes , and it just made me see things differently.
* Although I think cannibalism is totally unnecessary, and very gauche*
In the end we each held stubbornly to our own beliefs and could not sway each other, while labels were spewed; they called us "naive" and we called them "close -minded".
I liked the verbal sparring with the parents, because it's good to talk about things that are not tied to everyday life in particular.
Get the gray cells churning, stir up those lazy molecules.
Also I like to remind them that although they have things to teach us being our elders ,we also have brains of our own, and are in fact adults and not their clones.