I Shaved My Legs For This ?

I have a fitness test in yoga today.

Could things get any worse for me ?

Well , maybe  they could ... but let me moan  about this a little more ,'K?

I could never do a push up,even when I was thin and young.

To make matters worse there are two young guys in the class.

I shaved my legs  for the first time in months  ( h*ll, I have no man, am blond  and wear pants most of the time -so this isn't an essential  thing for me).

I have varicose veins like a roadmap through the wine country , and now everyone will see them up close and personal.

* My day of reckoning is here*

I look like a German Palladin blue cheese for cripes sake.

I want to get some laser surgery for them, but have been too chicken so far...

Today I am very smooth, moist and smell faintly of tropical fruit salad (  due to slathering on  assorted citrus  and cinnamon body washes and creams).

I need this class , but so far the thought of just doing the fitness test is  making my bp raise ...

I need to get to the yoga relaxation part  pretty darn  quick....