Go On Now, End the Year With a Title ...
....besides "Loser!"
I did !
Her Most Noble Lady April the Formidable of Leighton Buzzard
Well don't just gawk at the screeen , on your knees to do my bidding you peons ! Servants these days , so full of themselves...

so follow this link and see who you be :
Have a swell 2007 , but for Pete's sake , don't get on the road buzzed, K?

Lost In Translation For January--Systran Box Style
Gentile Signora April ,
Inizia la nuova la scuola di cucina che ci farà scoprire, mese dopo mese, tutti i segreti della pasticceria. Nella prima puntata la pasta frolla e brisée. Il freddo invoglia a piatti più robusti? Ecco le ricette a base di maiale e verza, dalla classica casoeûla milanese a quelle più innovative. E poi il prodotto del mese: i carciofi, come riconoscere le varietà più diffuse e tanti suggerimenti per cucinarli.
Prosegue, inoltre, la promozione Ballarini con la teglia per pizza.
Buon 2007
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Kind Ms. April,
The kitchen school begins the new that it will make to discover us, month after month, all the secrets of the pastry shop. In the first nose-dive the paste frolla and brisée. The cold invoglia to sturdier plates? Here the prescriptions made up of pig and verza, from classic casoeûla the from Milan one to those most innovative ones. And then the product of the month: the carciofi, like recognizing the more diffuse varieties and many suggestions in order to cook them.
It continues, moreover, the Ballarini promotion with the teglia for peak.
Good 2007



OK....
Well, Steam My Puddings !
To quote a line from Blackadder's Christmas Carol.
It's that time of year again, gorging under the festive glow of shiny things scattered all about .
Steff,Soph and I just hung out last night eating maple glazed nitrate-free ham, green beans and homemade choco-chip caramel scones while watching our favorite Christmas episodes of "Ab Fab", "Keeping Up Appearances ",and" Father Ted."
Our dog's upcoming surgery for glaucoma has definitely dampened our festive spirits.
We are alone for the first time in years .
After Tom died , we went off to live with my parents .
My Mom's the X-mas Grinch and my Dad's a Santa Claus wanna-bee.
Living between those extremes was sometimes a bit maddening !
I am usually in charge of Christmas correspondence , designing holiday cards with our family's pictures pasted into hilarious yuletide situations.
This year we are sitting on top of boxes with a sick dog , so pasting viking horns , garden gnomes or Christmas ornaments on family members was pretty much the last thing on my mind.
Out rolled some cards I had bought eons ago that I found squirreled away in an old box , planted a few scribblings in them and off they went.
Maybe next year, the thought of elves who look like my family rolling a yule log down a driveway will entice me back into the card making spirit.
Oh, yeah -- Happy Christmas all !

Something's Missing
and I actually like this.
A refreshing lack of flip-flops in cold weather up here .
In the Houston burbs it could be freezing ( and it did a few times a year),yet still there'd be those who felt closed shoes were somehow an extravagance.
These folks weren't just students either. You'd see professors,random people in the stores , professional looking people ....it was a strange phenomenon to me .

The default shoes here tend to be clogs or tennis shoes.
Good Grief
Total Strangers
Know me pretty well !
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Dear Scorpio, instead of digging deep into the barrel, looking only for the misshapen, the bruised, and the rotten apples, concentrate on bringing up the bright, red, shiny ones. This way you will bring laughter and smiles to the company around you, rather than miserable frowns. Whatever you bring to the surface will be distributed far and wide, so make sure you reach for the good apples instead of the bad ones.
I have a tendency to see the worst thing that could happen in any given situation.This is a reminder to stop that train of thought before it takes hold and sours everything .
Now
every time Britney Spears is mentioned...the status of her undergarments is one of the first sentences after her name .
How would you like to be the judge who decides which of the those chaotic parents gets custody of those sweet kids?
Popozao wannabe rapper K-Fed (or izzit K Fed-EX now ), or underwear avoiding Brit-Brit?( Yup, I did it too...)
And how sad is it that I am following this story at my advancing age ?

It's always the little things that trip you up..
So here I am wondering ,"Why won't the digicam get any battery juice ?Everything's plugged in everywhere ...Oh no, it's broken !
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Nope you dope...you had the battery charge plugged into the video out hole...
Sheeze Luise ...
Ah heh, heh
